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to be continued...

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huarghh...ngantok gile.
aku rase aku tido cukop je, bukan takat cukop lagi, terlebih-lebih adela, tapi still ngantok agi.. huh tapi naseb baek gak la, ngantok tahap gaban pon takat neh aku maseh bole bertahan agi time lecture. err cube bayangkan lau aku terlelap dalam kelas dr fawwaz. mau kene halau trang tang tang kowt.


dr fawwaz tu sape plak? err err beliau tu adelah seorang lecturer. hahaha
lecturer yang agak garang gak, macam harimau. tapi beliau ni bukan harimau. beliau manusia. manusia yang garang. macam harimau. hahaha

maap ye aku bukan nak mengutuk jauh lagi mencarut, ini hanyalah sekadar monolog dalaman semate mate

jadi jadi jadi...aaa amende yang aku nak cite kali ni? boring plak la hai asek wat post skema je (skema ke? boring lebih tepat) tapi nak wat post yang cemana agi? aku ni bukannya terer sangat wat ayat ayat gempak and best cam orang laen, aku hanyalah insan biasa yang comel dan baek hati, dan suke menulung orang laen, sob3..


anyway, JPA still belom masok lagi, dan itu membuatkan aku sangat depressed. sekarang neh nak makan pon bercatu ko tau nyah, kalau zaman aku kaya dulu ayam tu jadik laok wajeb, skunk neh dapat hirop bau ayam pon da rase heaven gilew. kalau zaman aku kaya dulu breakfast gan butterscotch, skunk neh aku mengemis roti expired member jew. kalau zaman aku kaya dulu ari2 telan mentos, skunk neh aku kemam gule paser je nak bagi hilang high (ok, unsur khurafat di situ ye, haha)
tapi betol laa, merana betol idop jpa x masok lagi ni, nak meronggeng pon tak ley, so ujung minggu terkepam dalam bilik je la, biol la ukm ni, bnyak masalah, kredit hour la, lmbat setelkan hal jpa la, macam2 aaa, eee susah ati tau nyah! tak kuase dah nak pike! huh


ooh ooh and bola menang wesss!! perghh bangge nak mampos aku jadik rakyat mesia. memang hebat tak ingat ah players mesia neh. and salute gile gak ngan k rajagobal, sebab da cipta era baru bolasepak mesia (ni ayat kosmo ni) tadi sume paper kowt aku bace, berita harian, sinar, kosmo, time kaseh kat wanot ntah sape2 punye paper die cilok. lu hebat la derr!!

urmm nak cite pasal bola aku bukan ade pengetahuan sgt psl menatang neh, sokong memang sokong tapi aku off side pon tatau, kalau rule bola jaring tu terer la gak aku sket2,walopon sukan ni yang paleng aku benci. macam sengal je la bola jaring ni, sikit2 da preeet, tensen aku, x ley lebih tiga langkah la, alahaiii (cakap cam aku rajen sgt besukan, last aq lawan sukan bebetol 18 taon lepas kowt, err err aa?)

anywayyy, hidop sensorang lam bilik single kat ktsn neh memang membosankan. jadik aku nasehatkan pade sesape yg becadang nak idop kat sini supaya rentikan jela niat tu. g masok uni laen la. xde pekdah masok sini. buang duet rakyat je. hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha


p/s : sume2 ni bukan aku yg tulis tau . tapi jelmaan aku. my evil twin. and yeah. die gila.

you. yess you. you colored my life!! thank you!

atas permintaan kawan kepada kawan aku yang pemalas gila nak komen dalam blog ni, maka hari ini aku pun merajinkan diri untuk mengupdate menatang ni. bukan susah pon nak update blog, semudah makan ayam je, tapi tu la, idea maa, macam telur ayam laa, susah mau kelua, huhu.. tapi sekali aku da update baek punye post, memang cam ayam bertelor beb, riuh sekampung aku canang blog neh, kihkih
p/s : ye, aku memang suke ayam..

29 disember 2010.
5.49 pm

life is colorful. depends on how you looked at it. sometimes it may seems bright, sometimes it may looked dull. but never before had i seen life as colorless. because i have these strong, kind-hearted, courageous, loyal, helpful, and funny people around me. when you add all these qualities up, you know what?
"it spells co_rab."
and you know what makes co_rab?
it's this equation :

rab + tuan + wanot + atero + syiqa + mimi + has + kak as + me + ros + syu

it's simple mathematics, and not rocket science, but yet, you wont always get the same answers everytime. because it is subjective. and not real maths.
co_rab may seem ridiculous and perhaps childish for certain outsiders, because they couldnt understand. they will never understand this special bond we have here. it's true we're like normal people, but co_rabians altogether arent normal. because we cared for each other as much as we cared for ourselves. co_rab is never selfish. it will never be. and it's not a term. it's an adjective. and if we lack one member, even one, we will become disfunctional. i am not saying these for nothing, i am saying this because i care. we care. co_rab cares. childish or not childish. co_rab isnt just a name. it is us.
and it colors my life everyday. so thank you so very much guys. =D
even if its hard, even if its painful, i just want us to know, that we will always be here for each other, no matter what the heck happens, because we're amaaazingg!! again, the hell with the systems! weekk!


sometimes life is hard,
             sometimes life is easy,                                              
     sometimes things make sense
                            and at times it gets a little breezy
 most of the time we laugh till we cant breathe..
              but sometimes we cry
                         sometimes it all makes sense                                      
and other times nothing does and we dont know why....
        people come, people go
                    people change, we all know
                                 we've been through it all
               side by side,
             we are all the bestest friends
                          and i say that with pride
      for whatever you need,
you know where to go..
   cuz we all know we love each other to deaths,
           and thats the problem yo!



hugs and kisses!!! muaxxx



p/s : urm....i kinda losing my sarcastic self nowadays, i think im slowly losing my humorous side! oh my god what to do?? i dont want to be boring! and this post is boring! right?! and dont lie to me! =P

alicesick XD

haha, mimi cite pasal homesick, aku pon nak join gak masuk mode desperado neh, ngaa
nak cite sikit pasal satu penyakit tak de ubat neh, hehe, kalau homesick aku bule balek rumah, tade hal punye, tapi tapi urm urm ape nak buat kalau aku mengalami sindrom down alicesick?? hahaha, penyakit ni laen sikit peel die, ubat die susah nak carik, kalau nak baik kena pegi penang, jaoh oo.. jpa da la ta masok2 agi..

lagi satu, penyakit ni spesel sket, sebab cume aku sorang je yang bule mengalaminya, err sebab aku tak dilahirkan dengan immunity terhadap penyakit ni..bile die da menyerang tu, urf memang aku tak jadi orang la, haha simptom2 die temasoklah gile meroyan, merengek mintak perhatian...em em and...rindu! hee

tapi dengan kemajuan era teknologi, ICT dan maklumat zaman sekarang, akhirnya aku da temui cara untuk kurangkan (bukan atasi) simptom2 nye, yaitu dengan cara menjampi melalui mesej dan email! erkk camana aku buat tu? haa lu pike la sndiri

usm --> ukm : " aku setiap masa harap aku x penah kuor pasum ;-( sbr jela, hu3 kalo ko ada kt cni, msti aku blh gelak hri2. mana ada, ko pun akn pujuk aku gak kala ku ksdhn"

alice, time kaseh sebab sentiase ade di sini setiap kali saye perlukan awak! (poyo =P) haha tadi aku cakap aku dedicate lagu tanpa sixth sense kat ko! ko da denga blom? jom kite denga same2, ngeh2..

p/s : cut the crap about my beloved negeri already! we're 1 MALAYSIA la!!!!!
p/s/s : ala ade je rombongan g ukm, ko je yg malas nk join pape, jgn jadik kere sumbang la dey! nati ter x syok kat ko dah
p/s/s/s: love ya miss ya love ya miss ya like orang gilakkk  =D



dang me

sometimes (or today, specifically)  i just want to slap myself hard at the face.
urghh stupid and shallow me!
open up your heart more you moron!
shame on you. shame on you. shame on you.
just stop making other people miserable!!
to whom it may concerns, i am sorry...
i am so really embarrassed with my actions......  T_T
please dont hate me.......

life through my kodak M863' s perspectives

err err aa apekah? haha kenapa aku rase aku update blog ni hari-hari skang?
ntah, tetibe cam banyak plak mende nak tulis, but that's a good thing right? people wont recognize your blog if you dont update them frequently. not that i am saying there's a lot of people who are interested in reading this crap i wrote, but this is for my loyal readers out there, err alias my neighbour (well, you know who you are) i just wanted to give them  fresh stuffs to read.

so..tadaaaa! yeah i have changed my blog layout! cool isnt it? i know right =P  i spent about an hour and a half last night ( or this morning, since it was already 2.30 am at that time) searching for this layout and uploading the widgets at the sidebar there. well, right now i just LOVE my blog! now i see why the bloggers out there are so into decorating their blog- its a tremendously fun thing to do i tell ya!! what can be more satisfying than admiring your beautiful blog after  tons of hardwork rite? so there, you see - this is the charm of blogging. lol
anyway here's some board messages to budak2 co_rab :

to mimi  - i have decrease the image size now, so stop complaining already
to rab    - you dont have phone credits?? well thats the signal for you to start selling one, because i tend to not    have phone credits frequently too!!
to tuan  - stop reminding me about that disgusting stick scene!!!! *censored*censored*censored*
tu atero - why bother following this blog?? you NEVER read it, purff
tu ros    - please oh please upgrade your brain's speed. we couldnt bare to have TWO "kapals" in this group
to kak as- same goes to you..
to syiqa - eat something! anything! so that the wind wont blew you off!
to syu    - i know you dont even know about the existence of this blog, so i think its okay to insult or make fun of you in the future, thats okay right? =P
to wanot  - be my follower!!! and for god's sake give comments too you lazy bum!!


a RM 25 pen for super senior


you really love stick/pole dont you?

cam nak baya utang pon hade..


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sume tahan napas..

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