siyes klaka! ahahaha!!! XD

98 funny things to do when bored in class =D

1. Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code
2. Continually ask questions so that the teacher can’t give homework
3. Answer the teacher’s questions in slow motion
4. Answer questions only with one word
5. Scream random words without anybody noticing it’s you
6. Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
7. Ask your teacher personal questions
8. Every time the teacher finishes talking clap
9. Eat paper
10. Talk very fast
11. Call the teacher "Mum" or "Dad"
12. Count your hair
13. Talk with an accent
14. Answer questions in a different language
15. Fake spasms
16. Pretend to be scared of everything
17. Draw cartoon characters of your classmates or of the teacher
18. Quote family guy
19. Write out plan on how to conquer the world
20. Pretend to choke
21. Pretend to be drunk
22. Tap your feet on the ground loudly
23. Raise your hand for every question your teacher asks you but answer “oh i forgot”
24. Pretend to slip
25. Wink at the teacher
26. Wink at random people
27. Smack your thigh and smile at the people who look at you
28. Smile the whole lesson
29. When the teacher enters the room give a low bow
30. Pretend to sleep and snore loudly
31. Drop your pen and say "accio"
32. Ask your teacher where the potions room is
33. Ask the teacher where he/she is
34. Fake fart sounds
35. Ask the teacher for his/her phone number
36. Spill you pencil case/box on the floor
37. Pretend to be sick
38. Pretend to have photographic memory
39. Fake flashbacks
40. Tell people “I’m pregnant”
41. Ask out the teacher
42. Repeat movie lines
43. Pretend you are Harry Potter and your scar hurts
44. Sing your favourite song
45. Twitter the whole lesson
46. Pretend to be Indian
47. Write a love note to the teacher
48. Talk to yourself
49. Snort eraser dust
50. When the teacher enters the room scream "next"
51. When the teacher enters the room ask for a refund
52. On your assignments write very small or extremely big
53. Act like a nerd
54. Pull a "Michael Jackson"
55. Put some red ink on a ruler, then slash your wrists with it so people think you cut yourself
56. Talk in slang
57. Get into a fight with yourself
58. Pretend you are a gangster
59. Pretend you are high
60. Bring a bag of flour to school and on your desk make lines of flour and attempt to snort them
61. Once the teacher enters the room get the whole class to sing the national anthem
62. Pretend to have a gun in your pocket and shoot everyone with your fingers
63. Stare at one object in the classroom for one lesson
64. Rate the teacher
65. Pretend you are "Susan Boyle" and sing "I Dream a Dream"
66. Touch a plug and pretend to get electrocuted
67. Fart
68. Sleep
69. Make odd animal noises
70. Act like an undercover spy
71. Write down everything the teacher says while repeating what they say
72. Laugh stupidly for no reason
73. Act as if you were blind
74. Sit on the floor and beg for money
75. Think of the best excuses for being late/ not handing in your homework
76. Lick your stationary seductively while staring at a person
77. Begin cussing at your self
78. Talk in gangster rap
79. Challenge your teacher to a rap battle
80. Pretend to chew gum
81. Point out the window and say "LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN" once every one looks say "oh too late he’s gone now"
82. Write a love note and leave it on the chair when you change period
83. Play an air guitar
84. Throw paper airplanes
85. Say random facts about people
86. Go up to someone you have never talked to before then tell them "I have this problem for years now i can’t take it anymore”"
87. Narrate your life
88. Beat box
89. Whistle at random things
90. Count random things
91. Pass notes to people you have no interest in
92. Ask personal details about people you would never have talked to
93. Play your favorite song in your head
94. Think of what the teacher’s life was like
95. Rhyme the last words of everybody’s sentences
96. Play paper football
97. Search in your bag/binder for things you don’t have
98. Attempt to Find Nemo

p/s : i personally like #76, hilarious alrite!
p/s/s: mls menaip =)

we're no criminals...we're just budak surau library =P (part 3)

sorry buds i kept procrastinating this post, cant help it, its in my gene,haha, alrite, lets sum everything up now! =P

6) syiqa : a living skeleton. feeds on human being's blood. she practically lived in a coffin. can only comes out at night to hunt for human's blood for the sun will burned her down to ashes if she were ever being exposed to it.
ahaha, ok2, that was a bluff ( too much twilight and vampire diaries, sorry). well, except for the 1st point tho. she is really a living skeleton. trust me! her thigh is only as big as my arm! no kidding! i dun noe what her mom feeds her her entire life, cuz whatever they were, im pretty sure they were all fatless! XD
hahaha, ok, well, despite her super abnormal thin condition ( i refuse to use the term anorexic cuz it sounds cruel) she is indeed a very serious person. and responsible too. she takes everything, (by saying everything, i meant everything), seriously. oh, i can prove it to you. " one day, we planned to go bowling together. wanot then asked for syiqa's favor to ask as many as our friends to come over too.
biochem's lecture. finished. syiqa : cua x dapat pegi la, die ade hal la beb
physio's lecture. finished. syiqa : mimi kata nak pegi tapi die x sure lg, die kate nanti nak kompomkan.
surau library. syiqa: yg kompom pegi skrg ni cuma 5 org je. aq, kau, lilot, tero, rab
syiqa to wanot ( via text message) : ei aq cube try ajak mas tapi die ckp x sure lagi. aq ajak azu ngan ikha pulak.
anat's lecture. before. syiqa : ikha ngan azu nak g tempat lain la, dorg x dapat dtg.
anat's lecture.after. syiqa : mimi ngan has pegi tau
in front of the tibe. waiting for the bus. syiqa: ni senarai budak2 yg pegi"
(p/s: this is only juz an example, so do forgive me if the dialogues up there never occurred in real life before)
hahaha. see? see? what? u din understand?? oh well, what im trying to point out here is that she takes everything seriously, even when we asked her to invite ppl to join us in certain activity. i mean, she makes it like the whole thing was a formal event! u got what i mean? hahaha, ajak org pegi bejoli je syiq,siap wat senarai! hakhak! i bet u would even hav made invitation cards if u hav enough time.
hahahaha! XD

WARNING : the following contents are inappropriate for anyone below the age of 18

7) tuan ( bukan nama sebenar) : a real pervert and horny. brain had been corrupted so badly by porn and sex related tv's and movie's scenes that the chance to fix it back to normal is zero. was born in kelantan, but had never, even once, ever showed any traits and behaviours that are synonym with typical kelantanese girls. in fact, she uses the name as budak kelantan yg suci to hide her true and ugly sides. always walks out alone at quiet and dark alleys at night to rape innocent men who went out of their beds only to watch the football match at the college cafe. she is also a real paedophile. she once had mentioned that she wanted to rape justin bieber so badly and #########......( the further contents of this article could not be shown for it was too explicit for public viewing, harap maklum)

8) cua : was known as the member of geng selimut during her school's time. the name was given not because they liked to sleep, as syu had wrongly suggested, but due to their tudung yg labuh. hurm, actually, i hav ran out of ideas, so dun noe what else to say about the remaining members of our gang. i could stop now, and continue doing this later, but i really wanna finish and publish this post tonight. what am i babbling? get back to work!
so,so, cua is funny, in fact, she was the only non-skema person i had known during minggu mesra pelajar! yeah, so u see, i kinda had quite a miserable week back then, not to mention the most worst fever i ever had in my life, after that stupid sports day, oh my, this is why i hate orientations! they are so lame!! and torturous!! and, and..oh boy, im out of discussion again. hoho, so the point is, cua is funny. and funny. the end ( ahaha, saye memg pemalas! sori cua! XD)

9) ros : she gets along well with everyone, i envy her for that. the end ( XP)

10) syu : oh one word for her : kalut. ahahahaha

ok, guess that ends up everything! thanks for sparing ur time to read this. oh cua, ros and syu, sorry about that short explanation, i promise i will write better about u guys next time, juz do sumthing funny, and u will definitely end up being the subject of my post in no time!

- pens keyboards off =P


Tibetan personality test

Take your time with this test and you will be amazed.

The Dalai Lama suggests you read it to see if it works for you. Very Interesting. Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you.

Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers.

The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat.


A warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only 4 questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results.

Go down slowly, and complete each exercise as you scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end.

This is an honest questionnaire which will tell you a lot about your true self. Give an answer for each item. The first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer.

Remember - no one sees this but you.

(1) Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference:

Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig

(2) Write one word that describes each one of the following:

Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea.

(3) Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colours. Do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each colour:

Yellow, Orange, Red, White, Green.

(4) Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of the week.


Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT.
Look at the interpretations below:
But first before continuing, REPEAT your wish.


(1) This will define your priorities in your life.
Cow Signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY

(2) Your description of dog implies your own personality.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.
Your description of the sea implies your own life.

(3) Yellow: Someone you will never forget
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend
Red: Someone that you really love
White: Your twin soul
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life

4) You have to send this message to as many persons as your favourite number and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded.

p/s: this is totally juz for fun. there's no need to believe in such thing as passing messages to make our wishes came true. if you want something in life, work for it. =)
p/s/s: oh n i wished for a blueberry cheesecake. think u could make me one rab?? oh plz, plz?? =P ngee...

let the pictures tell the story! =D

alrite peeps, the new semester is juz around the corner, so i think it would be great to look back at those good old days we spent our time together, having fun to the max, went to lots of fantastic places, getting scolded for making noises at improper places a.k.a surau, lol XD and thousands other wonderful memories we'd made.

well, as long as we're with each other, doesnt matter where we are or what we're doing, it will always turns out to be a blast!!! oyeah! XD

so yeah. since uploading photos here are a lot easier than doing it at facebook, plus i get to tell a story about each picture, so thats what im gonna do now. a picture speaks a thousand words, so guys, sit back and enjoy this show! hahaha =D


this picture was taken at tasik titiwangsa, where we threw a special farewell party for our beloved super senior, abg sharul. and if im not mistaken, that day was also the last day of our first mid semester. so yeah, although not many of us who had make it that day, but we really had had a good times. we ordered err.. A LOT( seriously!) of pizzas from domino's ( from the stupid coupons i bought by being deceived and pukau-ed by two very mysterious and evil akak domino, god, i resent them!! gimme back my RM20!! waaaaa...!!!) took millions of pictures and watched the beautiful sunset as the sun disappeared from the sky ( blah blah) so yeah, it was a very wonderful evening indeed, bon voyage abg sharul! we will always missed u! =D


hahaha, the truth is, to be able to participate in this camp one has to hold a position, name it being an ajk, an exco or treasurer and everything, the point is, you have to WORK for the program before u could actually be apart of it. but then, not for us ( wanot and me) we were the only vvips there! ahaha, we din have to work or being part of the organisation. hey, dun blame us, we din asked for it, we came by invitation tau! ok2, moving on...haha, so this picture up there, as u can see, is us playing the kayak. well, this picture is the proof of one of my embarassing moments in life! so, what was the story behind this picture? im gonna reveal it here, XD sorry peeps! find it out on ur own, heee..

among the last pictures we took before leaving the camp. the camp was great. really. am looking forward for another one next sem =)


walawei, its vacation time!!!yihaaaa!!! so then, we hav planned for this trip long ago, arguing about where to go, the overall costs, transportation, schedule's problems and whatnots, until we finally agreed to go to sg congkak! credits to pengarah program, wanot, for making this trip a reality! god, we loved u not! seriously!
so, so..although, AS USUAL.. NOT ALL OF US ARE GOING ( prasan x kite x pernah betol2 dpt pg mane2 lengkap sume org, mesti ade je yg x dpt g) but then it din matter anymore as soon as we'd reached the place. but before that, we'd had a kind of mysterious journey. all the way to sg congkak, we came across with road blocks ( not the kind of blocks which the police held to search for criminals, but a road block to clear the roads and give ways to special ppl such as royalty and vvips to get through, oh, u get the picture rite?) so then, we all had made various speculations about the situations, i mean, like seriously! it really bothers us back then to not knowing what the heck was happening out there. even pak cik yusri ( our van driver) had his own theory! but the most ridiculous theory came from wanot! at one time, there was an ambulance parked at the side of the road. and before that, we had came across with a sambutan hari raya ceremony held by PKR party. so yeah, as u can see, wanot had miraculously relate the two points together and came out with one amazing equation :
" ye la! ni sebab anwar ibrahim nak datang ni! kan ade ambulan tadi! anwar kan sakit belakang!"

ahaha~ what can be funnier than that? anyway, turns out all the road blocks were made especially for the Le Tour De Langkawi's cyclist, hahaha, anwar ibrahim sakit belakang naik ambulans? XD bapak jauh menyimpang..

this picture tells u how skillful i am as an amateur photographer, wahaha~ ingat senang ke nak captured things in motion? banggenye banggenye saye~ huahua

di sebalik tragedi cicak mutant neh, ade zip yang terbukak!!! XD erkk..ade yg terasa x? hahaha

haa ni la pak cik yusri drebar bus a.k.a drebar eltabina yg drive kami ke sini yg baik ati n agak comel tapi pijak sneakers saye nih, huh huh (semput)

hanya gambar sungai tanpa org yg mampu ditunjukkan. bukan x de gambar yg ade org, banyak... but contents are wayyy too explicit for public viewing, miahahahaXD

attention! this is so not vandalism! this is art~ =D

istana pasir ikha......hurm...looks more like a temple to me XD

oh yeah. really! we held a bbq that night! tho it rained, but all the chickens ( ha ha terlioq la tuh) were cooked well. it took a lot of our efforts tho, dengan charcoal x cukup la, hujan la, tapi naseb baek sume masak gak. hail to the chickens! waka waka hey hey!

a bbq feast!! with a delicious "instant spaghetti" as side dishes and watery watermelon and dadih as deserts!! selepas seharian berendam, this is like heaven, wee~

going back already, thanks so much sg congkak for giving us a wonderful memory. oh n not to mention- cicak resakse..

before headed back to college, we stopped by at bukit ampang-well, actually, pak cik yusri brought us there- so that we get to see kl's view from above

lepas ni sg mane plak yg kite nak cemarkan?? hahaha


oh yeah baby. its the annual dinner's night. yeah, the night was ok. the performance went well, despite all the troubles we had to go thru before that. whatever, let bygones be bygones. no hard feelings and no heart feelings ok. and oh kinah, u looked hot babe! ahahaha XD

akak bising ada di situ!!! wahahahahaha~

sweet2! i like! =)

hahaha, atero atero.....hahahahaha....hahaha

tuan cam nak begamba untuk playboy, ngaaaa

" HEY NI, NI, NI, NI....!!! XD"

it was a fine friday evening, a perfect time for bowling!!! yeah! before we started the game, isik perut dulu! forgive my frens for being THIS retarded =P

snap snap snap.

pose je lebeh, adei bola ke longkang gak

org arab men bowling, hahaha, mcm nenek maen boling pon ade, huhu


go genting! thats the travel company who brought us there. well, guess i hav talk about this a lot in my previous posts, so am not gonna elaborate much here. urm gamba ros gan has ni senanye aq x beniat lgsung nak upload, salah upload ni, nak upload gamba laen terupload plak gambo dorg neh, p syg plak nak delete, so biar je la..haha

air cond free!! wee!! ^_^

ape persamaan mimi gan bateri neh? dua dua x tahan lama, hahaha ( aq pon x paham, saje je nak wat lawak, huhu)

jeng jeng jeng!!!! inila highlight post aq ari ni!! nak tunjuk gambo ni je, yg atas2 tu tadi selingan jek, hakhak, so the moral from this post is, tdo la di mana saja n bila saja anda mahu, tapi pastikan org sebelah or depan or blakang anda tidak memegang kamera di sampingnya!



hey i got kittens now, after years of not possessing any pets, i finally got a pet, oh pets, to be precise. so yeah this is definitely a something to be celebrate of. my holidays gonna end up in like what, a month time? i couldnt care less. got nothing else to do anyway at home. mom had promised us a family vacation on july. nah i dun think im looking forward to it. in fact, i dun think im looking forward to anything now. like i'd said before, i couldnt care less. about everything. why? i dun noe. i juz dun noe.

am currently listening to mcfly. same song again and again for about an hour now. was it great? sure it was a good song. thats why my ears can still bear to listen to it until now.

juz thought that i shud update this blog more frequently. it looked boring to me. need some fresh new stuffs here. urm, but i juz dun have ideas on what exactly shud i talk about here. oh yeah, i havent completed the posts about my friends. oh well, maybe tomorrow. the point is, this post is pointless, so i shouldnt stick to any particular topic, shouldnt i?

ok. so we're having the world cup fever now. so everyone were busy rooting for their favourite teams that they started to forgot whats happening and would always be happening, (if there werent any measures taken to stop it) in palestin. our brothers and sisters there, they din even have enough food to eat, din hav a proper house to live. their children cant go to school like us. they suffer everyday. every single day. from the moment they were born. and yet, here we are, sitting in front of a 42" plasma tv, with snacks in hand, screaming and crying out loud in joy when a player from the team that we rooted scored a goal....


they knew my melting point..

whenever ppl asked me what's my favourite band or who my favourite singer is, all i could do was just staring at the distant blankly, then turned back to that person and tell them that i had none. no, i dun have any specific group or singer which i liked. not that im suggesting that there r no great singer at all in this world that could fit my liking, its just that i dun care whoever singer sang the song, as long as it sounds harmonic and beautiful or make me wanna dance at once, it would definitely go into my playlist.

and like most other ppl, i usually likes to listen to my favourite songs again and again, until i've reached a certain point where the song doesnt sounds that good anymore, and im already bored with it, only then would i turn to other songs.

however, the situation is completely different with this one korean song i heard recently..
" because i'm stupid"
sang by a korean group, SS501, and this song was also featured as the OST in korean drama : Boys Over Flowers

i din watched the drama before because i thought it was a bad impersonation of the original same drama from Japan, so i din get to hear this song earlier. but one day, while i was in anatomy lab, one of my friend sent this song to me through my handphone, and when i've listened to it...GASP! this is no doubt, the bestest song i've heard my entire life ( sounds exaggerating, no?)

im totally obsessed with this song that i searched for its lyrics and memorized them all in 2 days, downloaded all of its MVs and mp3s, i wikied their articles and googled the group's photos...gosh, call me a fanatic or die hard fan whatsoever, i dun care..

the reality is, if there's any song that could melt me, this would be it. without any doubt! oppas! saranghae! XD

p/s : for anyone who has never heard of this song before, its in my mixpod playlist down there : 3rd song from above, enjoy! =)

my very worst nightmare!

malam tadi mimpi result!!! eiiiiiiiiiiiii........!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's all i have to say.... sob3...

we're no criminals...we're just budak surau library =P (part 2)

now now, i shud continue with the 2nd part, tho i knew no one's waiting for this post to come out ( sob3..) im still eager to finish it, knowing the fact that the world has to be acknowledge about the existence of these retarded human beings

5. has : to be frank, over these past 19 years i spent my life living in this world, i'd never come across with anyone who's NOT gay, but proud to call and declared herself as being gay in front of the public, wahahahaha, i noe, weird stuff rite? but that's has, being quirky and weird all the times, well, thats wat make her unique, and special..
and with her special ability too, she somehow had managed to involve me into her ridiculous little world, yeah, those who knows us already knew about the somewhat weird acting we conducted, where she plays the role as the husband and im her wife, wawawa... and unbelievably, she somehow had failed from being a good husband to me by cheating me at the back, she married another woman without my permission and god knows how many binis she'd make during her matric's times...but being the good wife myself, i din do anything stupid that cud harm her or her other wives, but instead, i go single now. the end
hahaha, well, to those who appeared to wonder what the heck did i talking about juz now, well, my advice is for u not to think too much, cuz im juz bluffing, yeah, me and my sengal frens ( oops this is supposed to be a post about has) we juz enjoyed making our days here at our uni weird, so that our lives here wud not be plain and boring..erk ok, moving on...
well, the truth is, i hav promised has that i will make a special post dedicated only for her, bcuz there's so much things about her that i cannot help but to insult, miahahahahaha!!!! XD

oh an advice for u has before i begin : after this, just.. careful with what u wish for XD

ok, for a brief start, for those who have no clue what or who she is, she is a girl, a short girl to be precise, live just next door to me at our college, with another retarded girl named izni. has is completely retarded, physically and mentally. and for some unknown reason, a cat had marked the front of her room as its permanent place to answer its nature call ( to berak and kencing and stuffs..) hahahaha ur lucky has only one particular cat that actually found ur room interesting to release whatever that are stuffed in its rectum, cuz if its more than one, i guess there's nothing but a carpet of cat shits in front of ur room everyday, guess u wont need to buy fertilizer then if u decided to plant anything in the future =D

besides being retarded, she's also known for her remarkable ability to disguise herself as a short tiang elektrik, or sometimes, as lidi, in times of danger: example at the condition where dr hawa walks around the anatomy lab trying to find students who wear jeans or not wearing a closed shoes or took more than 3 cuvettes (oh wait a sec, thats akak bising, the annoying, irritating akak bising, huh) or just simply walk around to scatter away students whos benefiting the quiet and LONG HOUR of anatomy lab to talk and talk and talk, oh and taking pictures. wow, dr hawa really is something u noe, anyone who needs help to scatter away unwanted crowds shud call her tho, im serious, hahaha, oh oh back to has, ok then, the truth is, despite having this extraordinary ability ( to disguise herself into something else) she couldnt run away from getting caught by dr hawa, i had witnessed one time when she wore jeans in lab, and dr hawa caught her red handed, wawawa (ok i think this post is getting weird)

anyways, my point is, has is WEIRD...but a really great and funny person to spend time with, there, huhu, im getting exhausted just talking bout her, sape lg yg blom? cua, ros, syiqa, tuan..ok next post it is then =)

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